An old man was walking on the beach and he encountered a beautiful woman. He asked if he could feel under her bikini top. She said no, but he persisted saying "I'll give you $10". She kept saying no. He upped the ante to $20 with the same result. Finally, he offers $50 to feel inside her bikini top. She finally relents and loosens her top and he puts his hands in saying "Oh God! Oh God!". She asks if he was saying that because her boobs felt so good. He responds saying "Oh God, where am I going to get $50?"