Twas the day before Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas
And all thru Eccie land
The women were horny as hell
And the guys couldn't understand

It was not for good sex
Or even wanting to cum
They were horny for dollars
And they knew horny guys would come

So the ladies posted their ads
With prices of sheer delight
Hoping the horny men would come
On Twas the night

Oh and don't forget to take gifts
For the ladies to gift away
To spouses and friends
To brighten their Christmas day

The horny men saw the ads
But still pretending to be good
While all the while wanting to leave
And go sling their wood

So run away run away Run away all
Send your PMs and go visit those incalls
Fill her up, fill her up
With your hot holiday cheer
Then go back home and write a review
Cause we all want to hear

Happy holiday to all
It truly was Twas a night
Merry Christmas to everyone
Let's mesh again tomorrow night

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Except that it is the day BEFORE "the day before Christmas"

Twas the day before Christmas
And all thru Eccie land
The women were horny as hell
And the guys couldn't understand

It was not for good sex
Or even wanting to cum
They were horny for dollars
And they knew horny guys would come

So the ladies posted their ads
With prices of sheer delight
Hoping the horny men would come
On Twas the night

Oh and don't forget to take gifts
For the ladies to gift away
To spouses and friends
To brighten their Christmas day

The horny men saw the ads
But still pretending to be good
While all the while wanting to leave
And go sling their wood

So run away run away Run away all
Send your PMs and go visit those incalls
Fill her up, fill her up
With your hot holiday cheer
Then go back home and write a review
Cause we all want to hear

Happy holiday to all
It truly was Twas a night
Merry Christmas to everyone
Let's mesh again tomorrow night Originally Posted by CandyStoreKid

Well look who's all Merry and Jolly

That's cute Babe

An amateur literature critic's notes:

Not very poetic. The sixth stanza has six lines. No punctuation. No effort at making any lyrical sense.

Well look who's all Merry and Jolly

That's cute Babe Originally Posted by Italia DiBella

full op quoter

Twas the day before Christmas
And all thru Eccie land
The women were horny as hell
And the guys couldn't understand

It was not for good sex
Or even wanting to cum
They were horny for dollars
And they knew horny guys would come

So the ladies posted their ads
With prices of sheer delight
Hoping the horny men would come
On Twas the night

Oh and don't forget to take gifts
For the ladies to gift away
To spouses and friends
To brighten their Christmas day

The horny men saw the ads
But still pretending to be good
While all the while wanting to leave
And go sling their wood

So run away run away Run away all
Send your PMs and go visit those incalls
Fill her up, fill her up
With your hot holiday cheer
Then go back home and write a review
Cause we all want to hear

Happy holiday to all
It truly was Twas a night
Merry Christmas to everyone
Let's mesh again tomorrow night Originally Posted by CandyStoreKid

GlobeSpotter likes your Merry Jolliness as well

full op quoter Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

At least I know How to make paragraphs LOL

I should get an automatic pass for that

Italia under my Christmas tree
Can't wait to get her in my bed
Removing that red bow nice and slow
While the rest of you have egg nog instead

Sipping on her nector
Stroking her all night long
So many naughty thoughts in my head
Believe me I know this shit is wrong

Twas the night before Christmas
And Candy store kid was slinging wood
Italia was in my bed
And I was giving it to her oh so good

The halls were filled with her moaning
As I was filling her with cheer
Then stroking her as she begged me
Don't stop, my orgasm is almost here

Her body tensed tightly
As she screamed with pure delight
I've never came this hard before
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Now that is certainly a way of breaking the ice before a meeting.


Bravo Bravo

(BTW I see you're an early riser like me)
~ Bright Eyed & Bushy Tailed
LOL

That's right, I like to rise early and often. I dont like wasting my day, so much to do. I'm looking forward to meeting you soon. Maybe we can rise early together one morning.

I like your profile pics!!

For sure ,how awesome
Thanks Babe

That's right, I like to rise early and often. I dont like wasting my day, so much to do. I'm looking forward to meeting you soon. Maybe we can rise early together one morning.

I like your profile pics!! Originally Posted by CandyStoreKid

^ it's a beautiful thing to see this type of raw emotion. Guys sometimes feel too macho to express their feelings.

Good job guy. She is a hottie ;-)

The halls were filled with my moaning
As she was filling me with cheer
Then stroking me as she pegged me
Don't stop, my orgasm is almost here

My body tensed tightly
As I screamed with pure delight
I've never came this hard before
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Originally Posted by CandyStoreKid

FIFY.

Thanks for fixing that Chicagoboy, that's exactly how I envisioned round 2