THIS IS WHY I'M DIVORCED NOW

Here is an email I received from a friend.

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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
Happy Birthday!, and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday.

I thought....well, that's marriage for you; but the kids....they will remember.

My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, Good Morning,
lady, and by the way Happy Birthday! It felt a little better that at least
someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go
out to lunch, just you and me... I said, Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead
a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each, and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, You know, it's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?

I responded, I guess not. What do you have in mind? He said, let's drop by my place, it's
just around the corner.

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don't mind, I'm going to step
into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back. Ok. I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
he came out carrying a huge birthday cake...
followed by my husband,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing Happy Birthday ....

And I just sat there....



On the couch....



Naked.

Oh my lord - thats f'n funny!

ROTFLMAOPNP!

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissing in pants!

SF

TFF!!!

Lol naughty girl

Wow!!

I wonder if that's ever really happened to anyone?

Not specifically like that, but a similar funny story. I was in the Navy stationed on a small island in Alaska. Was pissed off @ my girlfriend (big fight) so was wasting time in THE (only) club we had. A hottie was there and, for some reason unknown to me, lowered her standards to give me a little tail that night (she was new to the command - had seen her around - WOW!); went back to her barracks room and was going at it pretty hot and heavy. Then her roommate came in and went to her side - I could tell by a comment she made (about me!) that is was my GF! ALMOST busted - kept screwing the new friend while GF finally dozed off - and away I went!