Silly Joke for the Day...

A pirate walked into a bar.

The bartender looked up and said
"Excuse me sir, but do you know that you
have a steering wheel imbedded in your crotch?"

The pirate replied,
"Aye, matey - it's driving me nuts."

Its really heart breaking joke.
Please post more jokes.
Thanks.

Wow...Nice one...

OMG, I met this gal... she was on Entourage and starred in that film about Laurie Wallace/Heather Scott... Don't recall her name. Think she bought herself some boobs.

Sasha Gray, one of the nastiest DT's I've ever seen. Gorgeous eyes!!