Three words that could ruin a first date

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I’m a escort
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Let’s go Dutch
I have COVID
Not gonna happen
There’s my spouse
  • bmc
  • 08-12-2021, 06:33 AM
My pee burns.
My jealous ex
I’m a escort Originally Posted by Laurenspencer
That happened to a fraternity brother of mine in college when he tried to pick up someone at a club.
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I have fleas
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I am celibate
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Let's get married
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I’m a communist.
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I’m a communist. Originally Posted by Sxenthusiast00095
I hereby declare Sxenthusiast00095 the preemptive winner of this thread! LOL!
This is for a Buddy who is in Eccie timeout.

I don't swallow
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This is for a Buddy who is in Eccie timeout.

I don't swallow Originally Posted by Baconman

Thanks! Here's mine!



I'm Bi Polar