Cleveland Steamer

Ever done it. She wanted it, I delivered it. It was just ok. She got off on it. Weird, I know, right? No I didn't pay.

A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

A young lady I frequent really enjoys Alabama Hot Pockets.

Uhh, NOPE.