Providers' Celebrity Do's and Won'ts

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The recent thread about a certain bedreaded counselor left me wondering...

Providers, for which notable personages would you most gladly assume the position? Please choose from persons of whom there exists at lest a portrait, statue or at least bust of, if not photograph or video – we men being shallow visual learners – and bonus points if they're currently living, but dead or temporarily deceased (Ted Williams anyone?) is interesting too, it being understood you’d only do them in the animate condition.