Another Tigerism

  • Laker
  • 01-13-2010, 07:57 AM
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know
each other!!!!

Signed
Tiger Woods
And it is important not to send a voice-mail message to any one of them that begins with, "Hey, this is TIGER!"
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laker
This was true with providers also for me. The 3 I see the most. All know each other. I found them all in the same place. It has been hard on me that they just do not all get along with each other.
  • Laker
  • 01-13-2010, 10:22 AM
jack ... very true!!


offshore... so a card game with you and the three of them is kind of out of the question? :-)
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If you like trying to stop a cat fight. For you will never get to the card game.

Good thing most on this site get along with each other.
  • Laker
  • 01-13-2010, 11:23 AM
offshore, That probably would get painfull, especially when they turned their claws on you!!