Providers, PLEASE wash your crotch!

Ictpssylvr's Avatar
Yes, really! You know we are on our way because we made an appointment. Is it really asking to much to wash that thing before we get there? That is all.

(rant off)
That's not all providers, but I understand where you're coming from. But, just remember its a two way street darlin'. As hobbyists, you know you're on your way to come see us. Its not that hard to remember to wash your balls and make sure you don't leave a skid mark on our sheets.

I tried FS for the first time a few years ago, it turned out to be my last. The provider was well reviewed and I thought I chose carefully. I will never forget the stench, it was the worst I have ever experienced. I have not attempted FS since for that very reason. I am not implying this is always the case, I am sure there are plenty
who practice good hygene. Just my personal choice.
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That's not all providers, but I understand where you're coming from. But, just remember its a two way street darlin'. As hobbyists, you know you're on your way to come see us. Its not that hard to remember to wash your balls and make sure you don't leave a skid mark on our sheets.

Originally Posted by MsElena
You are right on both accounts. It has only happened to me a few times but thought it was un-acceptable. If I was a provider I would send the customer to the shower or tell them to come back when they are cleaned up.
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I tried FS for the first time a few years ago, it turned out to be my last. The provider was well reviewed and I thought I chose carefully. I will never forget the stench, it was the worst I have ever experienced. I have not attempted FS since for that very reason. I am not implying this is always the case, I am sure there are plenty
who practice good hygene. Just my personal choice. Originally Posted by vitokc
Did you tell the provider? Sometimes that smell might be the onset of a yeast infection and they might not even know about it yet.
Did you tell the provider? Sometimes that smell might be the onset of a yeast infection and they might not even know about it yet. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC
That's a good point...and For providers, who likely tend to be more 'active' than the 'regular girl', those probably happen quite often.
Did you tell the provider? Sometimes that smell might be the onset of a yeast infection and they might not even know about it yet. Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC
Acturally, I got the hell out as fast as I could, it was that bad. Letting here know didn't enter my mind. It could have been a yeast infection, I find it hard to imagine she didn't have a clue. I am not insensitive, but it was enough to turn my stomach and I don't sicken easily.
Could of been a variety of things. Yeast infection, bacterial infection, a forgotten tampon...yes, that DOES happen to girls more frequently than you would imagine.
I know a girl who started getting sick and went to the doctor and they discovered a used condom stuffed up all the way inside of her and it gave her some sort of infection that made her ill.
Just my opinion, but you should of told her. Not everyone pays close attention to the "health" of their vagina. (Though they should)
Could of been a variety of things. Yeast infection, bacterial infection, a forgotten tampon...yes, that DOES happen to girls more frequently than you would imagine.
I know a girl who started getting sick and went to the doctor and they discovered a used condom stuffed up all the way inside of her and it gave her some sort of infection that made her ill.
Just my opinion, but you should of told her. Not everyone pays close attention to the "health" of their vagina. (Though they should) Originally Posted by Allie_Kat
All the possibilities sound bad. I suppose I should have said something, one of those could've, would've, etc.. If one makes a living with their body, that becomes their biggest asset and their tool. They should be more aware and not rely on others to let them know. If I stink, I hope someone tells me. If I take a piss and I smell or itch, you can bet I will check it out.
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There are a wide variety of providers out there. Some are very good. Some are not.

Same for hobbyists.

I would have let her know at least after I left somehow. A good lady would appreciate it.
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Well I was working on some nice midday wood until I read this post.
There are a wide variety of providers out there. Some are very good. Some are not.

Same for hobbyists.

I would have let her know at least after I left somehow. A good lady would appreciate it. Originally Posted by BiggestBest
You are right about the providers. I am not knocking FS providers by any means, a lot of hot ads that are very tempting out there. I see mainly massage providers and that is not a guarantee things are great. There are good and even great ones, but lack of hygene or messy and dirty areas can gaurantee no return visit.
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I've often wondered how high volume providers handle this problem. I know after a couple of appts, it seems like no matter how good I wash my stuff, I can smell the condom smell and it doesn't smell good to me so I wonder about the client...you can't wash up in it without douche and you can't douche often...

And yes elena, I have had several musty balls come into my room. I can tell a funky person from a clean person that just happened to sweat on the way over. And I know I've been a little musty after being out in the heat. But I always wash my shit and so should anyone in this business. We should be cleaner than your average girl if you ask me. Musty armpits bother me way worse than musty balls tho!! Bring the degree guys!
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  • Modda
  • 08-30-2010, 02:30 PM
That's not all providers, but I understand where you're coming from. But, just remember its a two way street darlin'. As hobbyists, you know you're on your way to come see us. Its not that hard to remember to wash your balls and make sure you don't leave a skid mark on our sheets.

Originally Posted by MsElena
Yes..exactly it has to be two way

The provider was well reviewed and I thought I chose carefully. Originally Posted by vitokc
Vito it happened to me once with a well known provider during the second encounter, she was very clean for the first session..but for the second it was upside down (on hygiene part...no questions about service/activities) and now I don't have any interest to call her.


I usually clean my shaft with a sandalwood soap before I go to session. I do it every day, but I take extra care on session day.
Yes..exactly it has to be two way



Vito it happened to me once with a well known provider during the second encounter, she was very clean for the first session..but for the second it was upside down (on hygiene part...no questions about service/activities) and now I don't have any interest to call her.


I usually clean my shaft with a sandalwood soap before I go to session. I do it every day, but I take extra care on session day. Originally Posted by modda
It does work both ways, I am sure clients have shown up in less than desirable condition. That is not me though. I always show up clean and expect the same. If I were to get sweaty on the way or before the appointment, I would ask to use providers shower, with her if she likes.