Houston Midget Escort Real?

ihavetoknow's Avatar
Hi.


Any thought if this ad might be real? https://callescort.org/972-924-0792


My dream is Tiny Texie, but would like to get a bucket item done. As the norm, I cannot find a review.



Going to Houston and want to have a good experiences, so lining up a few and would love to find a midget.



Please let me know if you have anything on the little bit of ass.

Grey.
Something seems a little off with the ad.
Uomo's Avatar
  • Uomo
  • 05-11-2023, 02:10 PM
I tineye'd those pics and it leads to
https://fapachi.com/valentina-midget
https://twitter.com/valentinamidg
https://www.instagram.com/valentinamidgettt/

and if you search Valentima Midget you'll get more links - however none of it points to this ad.
So... You're saying she only offers a lil pussy and short visits?
To each his own, I don’t think I could indulge such a provider. Half size half price?
Michael8219's Avatar
I believe there was a short thread on this not too long ago but my mind is a little distracted right now.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ghlight=midget
Uomo's Avatar
  • Uomo
  • 05-12-2023, 12:41 PM
Texted her and she said her name was Carolina. Asked her if that was her in the twitter link and she went silent.
Mexxxican Warrior's Avatar
I tried texting her, she called me and said that she can't text because she only writes in shorthand.
jan-w's Avatar
  • jan-w
  • 05-15-2023, 11:19 AM
I wonder if she does QV's? I have a short attention span.
Cendell M's Avatar
Texted her and she said her name was Carolina. Asked her if that was her in the twitter link and she went silent. Originally Posted by Uomo
Maybe she don’t like small talk
latinluvr465's Avatar
I'd be afraid of being shorted on time.
Michael8219's Avatar
Wait! I saw her stumble out of a bar in Midtown. She was a little drunk.

So since I don’t drink, she gave me her keys so I could drive her home; she has a Mini Cooper. I think she had her car worked on at mi amigo’s shop off Irving, Shorty’s:
http://m.facebook.com/ShortysHydraulics

Never thought I’d see a low rider Mini Cooper! But you can’t take shortcuts when chopping the block and dropping the spindle.

Always cruise as slowly as possible, "Low and Slow"!
latinluvr465's Avatar
If you 69 her, is technically a 34 1/2?
If you 69 her, is technically a 34 1/2? Originally Posted by latinluvr465
Good one
Chung Tran's Avatar
I took her to IHOP once. She ordered a short stack.