~Morning Wood~

Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies

Let me tell ya a little story 'bought my morning wood,
Thinking about fapping & I really should,
Theres a fly on the wall, I think I'll zap him first,
Just a few stain spots-I guess it could be worse...

Blowin off a Few..
Spewin' like Mt Dew...
Its like a solitary Screw...

Well the next thing you know we're on to round two,
I need mental motivation, so I try to think of who...
Will she have itty bitty titties or jugs from her to there?
Will she have a little strip or be compleatly bare...

Imagine that...
Maybe Phat...
Hairless cat...

Now gettin' kinda jumpy bouncing round the bed...
I'd give up one full one hour for any kind of head,
And then lay her back in a full on eagle spread,
And dive between her legs, trying to bury my head...

Open up girl,
Tongues gotta twirl,
Let your flag unfurl...

Face down in the pussy, it surely smells sweat,
Nothing like the taste to start curling up your feet,
I spun her up on top, it was not too hard to do,
And thought for one short second, glad this is me & not you...

Sit there girl,
yeah you can swirl,
I'm gonna dive and find that pearl...

Bouncing on my face, nothing quite as fine,
Got my hands all over that sweeet behind,
I hear the first faint rumblings & I know shes gonna cream,
Then she cut loose with a blood curdling scream...

Thats no fake,
Neighbors awake,
Spiurting out a lake,

I try so hard to swallow, but theres so much here,
I feel like 2 for 1's of your favorite beer,
The sweet juice keeps pumping, its all over now,
I have to keep breathing, just have not figured how...

Rolling in the clover,
Cup runneth over,
Down my fucking shoulder,

I can't wait no longer, its time to sink the dog,
'Lets get you on you tummy, I need to bury this log,
She sticks her ass up in the air, I feel like a king,
Biut then she starts to sing...I'm thinking WTF? But its really her thing...

Bohemian Rhapsody, in "A" Minor...
"Got a mush, got a mush, can we do the SLAMDANGO?"
Anything girl, just raise that ass a bit finer...

Dreams...gotta love 'em, right?

You are fucking Poet, Toyz

TFF !!!! But I don't think you will get rich of it like the Beverly Hillbillies!!!!!

TFF !!!! But I don't think you will get rich of it like the Beverly Hillbillies!!!!! Originally Posted by levibob56

There are more important things in life than being rich...


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