Christian Porn commandents???? -- What do you think??

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I hope this thread last more than a few hours. I don't know if religion is allowed to be discussed on this site but I'll take the bait . After reading the "How do you afford to hobby thread" and the guy talking about an escort accepting a check from him - I decided to google and find the Monica Foster story where she was ripped off by the guy that wrote her a check and came across this website http://www.christianpornstar.com/. I was looking through the website and came across "Christian Porn commandents" and my jaw dropped. What do you guys think?

This is an excerpt from her website:

"Christian Porn" - is it Possible or Impossible?

Yes, Christian Porn is a possibility. Below are the 21 Christian Pornstar Commandments (CPS Commandments) of which one would have to follow to create a Christian Pornographic piece of adult content:

thou shalt utilize condoms for intercourse and oral sexual activity (with the exception of pairing that have been legitimately [legally and spiritually] married for 1 year or longer and STD tested within 1 week of the scene)
thou shalt not have anal sex between a man and a woman
thou shalt not have pairings that are not pre-approved at least 3 days in advance by each adult talent
thou shalt not create parody from historical, factual and/or classical bodies of work.
thou shalt not have multiple partners within a scene
thou shalt not allow multiple simultaneous penetration of any sort between a male and female
thou shalt not have a pimp
thou shalt not communicate professionally with unaccredited writers and/or bloggers ( especially those who have never actually worked in porn) who are not of the LIGHT about the technical and spiritual aspects of Christian Porn
thou shalt not depict minors in porn
thou shalt not depict an age difference between partners that exceeds 10 years
thou shalt not insert any sexual toys into the woman's anus
thou shalt not acknowledge the concept of IR sex - as all humans are created equal and the only race is the human race
thou shalt not create parody of material based on children's themes
thou shalt not create parody or content based on racist prejudice or sexist themes
thou shalt not depict beastiality
thou shalt not depict physical abuse
thou shalt not utilize verbally abusive language during sexual acts
thou shalt not ejaculate on the woman's face
thou shalt not depict scat
thou shalt not utilize actors and/or actresses under the age of 21 years old.
thou shalt only pair actors and actresses who have spent a minimum of 8 hours getting to know each other prior to the filming of a sex act.
thou shalt only utilize actors (and actresses) who have had an STD test within 1 week of shooting (full panel).

Do you think it's an insult to the religion? I am more interested in knowing how someone came up with this. I find it rather fascinating. What say ye????
Wakeup's Avatar
Yeah...that's not religiously offensive to anyone...
Naomi4u's Avatar
Yeah...that's not religiously offensive to anyone... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
I'm a christian and I find it quite offensive but fascinating too and wanted to share with the board and get other views. Thanks for your comment.
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I didn't think it was that offensive. Actually I laughed at it!

I thought that this thread was going to be about all the religious words we say during a session!
plove35's Avatar
I don't find it offensive just another parady of life....like the old saying take love out of songs and replace it with GOD and you have a gospel song
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Hey shorty, I laughed my butt off reading some of the commandments. I don't know how anyone can take it seriously but on the flip side, I do see how it could piss some off.
I have not taken the time to read OP's post....but the term Christian Porn/hobby is just a big joke to me. (First off, like Christianity has the sole moral hold on what's right!

How about taking the "christian" out of this nonsense, and just say "doing the right thing".

What's the right thing...golden rule...Do to others as you would want done to you.

If the other person in the equation does not abide to it....kick'em to the fucking curb
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I have not taken the time to read OP's post....but the term Christian Porn/hobby is just a big joke to me. Originally Posted by vkmaster
Then you should read the post because without the word "Christian" it wouldn't make much sense.
I don't find it offensive just another parady of life....like the old saying take love out of songs and replace it with GOD and you have a gospel song Originally Posted by plove35
Loved that SP epi.

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  • 01-30-2012, 06:01 PM
I'm atheist. I couldn't give a rat's ass about religion's stance on what I find pleasurable.
Well I just glanced on some of the Christian rights & wrongs. Are there some things I would agree with....yea. But are there others that are personal chose and have nothing to do w/ Christianity, of course...so yes it's an insult to Christianity.


Those are somebody's individual list of no's"...which is cool for them. But to brand their sense of right and wrong as the "Christian thing" is bullshit. It's merely trying to impose someone's insecure sense of right & wrong onto others.

They probably buy into the stupid idea that God is this fearsome, bad-ass being...where there is no gray area of personal choice...just His way or on to Hell,lol

Personally, I think God's got a great sense of humor...he created us, lol.

He has way better things to do, than judge us on whether we like anal sex or not.
Well I just glanced on some of the Christian rights & wrongs. Are there some things I would agree with....yea. But are there others that are personal chose and have nothing to do w/ Christianity, of course...so yes it's an insult to Christianity.


Those are somebody's individual list of no's"...which is cool for them. But to brand their sense of right and wrong as the "Christian thing" is bullshit. It's merely trying to impose someone's insecure sense of right & wrong onto others.

They probably buy into the stupid idea that God is this fearsome, bad-ass being...where there is no gray area of personal choice...just His way or on to Hell,lol

Personally, I think God's got a great sense of humor...he created us, lol.

He has way better things to do, than judge us on whether we like anal sex or not. Originally Posted by vkmaster

Pretty much.
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Gotta love Monica F. Interesting vid http://youtu.be/cKk9hxn4Plk
Hey VK, I agree with your post.