I'm trying to post a review

I've tried posting a review but I'm not having much luck. Any suggestions?

On the main page of eccie as you scroll down you will see the city/state forums. Click on the one where you want to post an encounter report in. After you click on whichever city/state forum you will see about 8 sub-forums including different types of Encounter Reports and once you click on one of them then in the middle of the screen you will see a blue rectangular box that says 'New Encounter Report' and then fill in as much info as you can

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