What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you,?

Did you turn a negative into a positive?

In sharing your experience.

Thank-you!

Let me first say I think you are hot and no disrespect, but I'm curious. You haven't aged since 2010 (still 18) and have a nice large set of canine teeth. Are you a vampire? If so that'd be really hot!

Op, do you mean weird as in hobby-related weirdness, or just general weirdness, like that time i got abducted by aliens..

weird means fate btw in old english.

them damn little got me too

Aliens that is

On the vampire front I’d let her bite me fo sho

Let me first say I think you are hot and no disrespect, but I'm curious. You haven't aged since 2010 (still 18) and have a nice large set of canine teeth. Are you a vampire? If so that'd be really hot! Originally Posted by Kickrocks

I’ve been wondering about that as well.

On the vampire front I’d let her bite me fo sho Originally Posted by Danfromeccie

Hell yeah, immortality!

Review from 8 years ago says she was 33 then.

When I first started in the hobby I never realized the games played and had little knowledge of the hobby. I had been watching this busty provider for awhile and No one had ever said anything bad about her. A plus, she had two positive reviews, but from one hit wonders (discovered after the fact).

I call her and within half hour later I am meeting her at a dive appartment complex. I pull into the parking lot, and call her to let her know I am here. Surprisingly, a woman standing near the main gate to the apartment phone goes off. She smiles, comes over and hops into the passenger car. I'm think, ok we're going to do this right here.

She asks for the donation, which I stupidly give her. She then says "she is a Police Officer but thought I was a nice guy who made a bad decision, and that she would let me go." "She did not ever want to see me here again."

I call BS, and ask to see her badge. She starts to get out of the car and run for the gate. I want my donation back and I am asking for it as I pin her against the gate. She decides her only option is to climb over as I am not letting her open the gate.

She climbs up and I am grabbing at her leg to keep her on this side of the fence. She is moving around trying to get free when her foot gets caught in the chain link fence.

She is making so much noise people are starting to notice and come in our direction. I decided it's time to leave and forgo getting the donation back. In an attempt to get her foot free she loses her balance and is now hanging upside down with her foot still caught in the chain link fence. People are now running to her aid, and I am laughing historically.

People are helping her off the fence and I am high tailing it out of there laughing. Best $140 Rob experience ever!

Review from 8 years ago says she was 33 then. Originally Posted by targaman85

Bio page says 18. Doesn't matter, she's hot anyways.

Yesterday, while sitting in crawling traffic....

I saw a mouse fall out of the wheel of the back tire of the car in front of me. It ran around a bit in the break down lane. Then, as traffic moved, it ran back to the car it came from, climbed up the tire and disappeared into the undercarriage.

I know this is not something that happened to me. But it's the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time.

When I was going to message therapy school I was working at Centerfold and I was allowed to put my table in the locker room. I came to my table one night to find a dancer that was fired had taken a shit on the carpet and whipped her ass with my white towels/sheets and tossed them back on my table and just stumbled off property. Really. I still want to cunt punch that bitch.


Oh then there was the time I was sitting in the VIP room and we watched a man go full Greek on a passed out dancer.

Then there was a girl trying to stuff a red jacket up some girl's Va Jay Jay. I will never figure that one out.
Some times the truth is weirder than fiction.

When I first started in the hobby I never realized the games played and had little knowledge of the hobby. I had been watching this busty provider for awhile and No one had ever said anything bad about her. A plus, she had two positive reviews, but from one hit wonders (discovered after the fact).

I call her and within half hour later I am meeting her at a dive appartment complex. I pull into the parking lot, and call her to let her know I am here. Surprisingly, a woman standing near the main gate to the apartment phone goes off. She smiles, comes over and hops into the passenger car. I'm think, ok we're going to do this right here.

She asks for the donation, which I stupidly give her. She then says "she is a Police Officer but thought I was a nice guy who made a bad decision, and that she would let me go." "She did not ever want to see me here again."

I call BS, and ask to see her badge. She starts to get out of the car and run for the gate. I want my donation back and I am asking for it as I pin her against the gate. She decides her only option is to climb over as I am not letting her open the gate.

She climbs up and I am grabbing at her leg to keep her on this side of the fence. She is moving around trying to get free when her foot gets caught in the chain link fence.

She is making so much noise people are starting to notice and come in our direction. I decided it's time to leave and forgo getting the donation back. In an attempt to get her foot free she loses her balance and is now hanging upside down with her foot still caught in the chain link fence. People are now running to her aid, and I am laughing historically.

People are helping her off the fence and I am high tailing it out of there laughing. Best $140 Rob experience ever! Originally Posted by Fizley

great story Fizley!