NEW _(¯`'•.¸ _ ReAl GIRL ____ ReAl FUN _ (¯`'•.¸¸.•'´¯) SEXIEST PACKAGE _ (¯`'••'´¯)
Hi guys
My name is S.a.m.a.n.t.h.a
Im a Sexy and petite brunette beauty
Im very discrete, and open minded
Im available now!!
Im ready for fun in all ways
My pics are 100% real
No fakes here baby
Hope to see you soon
Galleria Area
S.A.M.A.N.T.H.A.
7.0.2--2.0.3--2.7.4.9.
The above is, IMHO, a perfect example of an ad guaranteed to never urge a call from me.
1) Fucked-up Fonts
Far from attracting attention, which I assume is the goal, it repels me.
2) No links to reviews, menu, photos, hours, or alternate contact info.
Think the board guys are just gonna take a shot in the dark?
3) Goofy punctuated phone #.
Making it hard to Google? Wouldn't waste the time or effort.
This is the trifecta of marketing stupidity, again, just my opinion, but shared by many I believe.
The goal of the ads are to encourage us to see you ladies. Seems easy enough to me to make that easy for us to do.