Sean Penn says "Isn't this why I left Madonna!"
Woman: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...the bra goes underneath your shirt!"
It is ok to dream big honey.
Man: "See honey...these are the size implants I want you to get. Impressive, no?"
Look I'm telling you, this is going to be the greatest invention ever! Women will LOVE it! No more sagging breasts, no more breasts flopping around and the nipple showing through your outfit, gone! Oh and we can put some padding in the bottom so that it will push the breasts up and make them look bigger then they are. Now what to call it? Holds-em-from-floppin? Nah not catchy enough. How about Titty tighteners? No? Ok, maybe Breast Retaining Accessory? That it B…R…A, Bra! I love it. Now do we just tie it in back, or maybe a button, or how about a hook and clasp thingy? You know hun, we could make matching nickers to go with it. Oh Victoria your a genius!!!
just hold still, I know what I'm doing, I was the one who read the book "how to make a brassiere out of two yarmulkes"
Be Careful what you Wish for, Honey!
No you can not have mine you will have to get one of your own.