Encounter: Just a Newbie Looking For A BLISSful Experience

Date: Mid January
Name: Candy or Kelly??
Phone: (210) 947-6679
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: Off of San Pedro
Activities: FBSM, L1, NEU
Hair Length and Color: Had hair up but looked to be about mid-back length.
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: About 5'2, average body with a great bust if I had to guess Cs up top maybe Ds. Not much to write home about her backside but what she had up top was enough to keep you occupied.
Recommendation: Yes

Bliss is a "Spa"
Did you get a table shower at the beginning?

Also L3 is usually offered of the first visit at a Spa
unless you choose not to.

Standard tipping for services in S.Texas.
L1: $40-60
Dont pay 60 unless you get under clothes exploring.
L2: $60-100
$60 is bargain basement CBJ (saran wrap jobs too).
80-100 for BBBJ and CIM.
Prettier girls will try to ask for more.
Most girls will insist on CBJ until you become a regular.
L2/DATY: $100
Should be an all access pass except for fuckjng.
L3: $140
I tip more for girls that give fantastic massages, have a
great attitude or offer the GFE experience.
Most AMP girls wont kis you until you become a regular.

Hope this helps.
If you have any more questions, dont hesitate to ask.

Been to bliss a few times always a great experience

Bliss is a "Spa"
Did you get a table shower at the beginning?

Also L3 is usually offered of the first visit at a Spa
unless you choose not to.

Standard tipping for services in S.Texas.
L1: $40-60
Dont pay 60 unless you get under clothes exploring.
L2: $60-100
$60 is bargain basement CBJ (saran wrap jobs too).
80-100 for BBBJ and CIM.
Prettier girls will try to ask for more.
Most girls will insist on CBJ until you become a regular.
L2/DATY: $100
Should be an all access pass except for fuckjng.
L3: $140
I tip more for girls that give fantastic massages, have a
great attitude or offer the GFE experience.
Most AMP girls wont kis you until you become a regular.

Hope this helps.
If you have any more questions, dont hesitate to ask. Originally Posted by naughty4u1976

Let's just say for my first ever experience I definitely was over charged. Could've gotten a CBJ for that price but it was a learning experience. I'm still trying to figure out the best time to go. I usually go in the afternoon but I feel like maybe the night time would be better so you don't have to be seen after taking the walk of shame.

The rushed experience at Bliss is what keeps me from going back. If I pay for an hour, I want an hour. Also, the massage is just perfunctory at best.

Bliss is a "Spa"
Did you get a table shower at the beginning?

Also L3 is usually offered of the first visit at a Spa
unless you choose not to.

Standard tipping for services in S.Texas.
L1: $40-60
Dont pay 60 unless you get under clothes exploring.
L2: $60-100
$60 is bargain basement CBJ (saran wrap jobs too).
80-100 for BBBJ and CIM.
Prettier girls will try to ask for more.
Most girls will insist on CBJ until you become a regular.
L2/DATY: $100
Should be an all access pass except for fuckjng.
L3: $140
I tip more for girls that give fantastic massages, have a
great attitude or offer the GFE experience.
Most AMP girls wont kis you until you become a regular.

Hope this helps.
If you have any more questions, dont hesitate to ask. Originally Posted by naughty4u1976

Naughty, I believe you have a Master's degree in Spa-ology! Good info!

I'm a long-time monger. Almost 20 years of pooning.
Mostly just tons of research then dropping $400-500
for a Super-GFE/PSE Experience with a high-end provider
several times a year.

I actually didnt know you could get beyond L1 service at an AMP
until I moved to San Antonio 5 years ago.

I had a buddy in the military that swore by them but
that was because he didnt consider visiting a
"jack-shack" as cheating.

I did visit a massage place in Chicago a few times and
had to pay waay too much money for a "super-jack-special"
on my 3rd (and final) visit.
I think that bad experience biased my AMP/SPA perception.


Once in San Antonio, I got tired of getting stood up by
the flakey providers and decided to look for a backup plan.
I paid for a subscription to RubMaps and quickly discovered
some of the AMP girls will offer waay more than a handie.

Fast forward 3 years... now I've visited most every spa
in San Antonio.

AMP's are much easier for me because I can just stop by whenever...
I can get what I need without any screening or emailing a provider 2-3 days in advance only to be stood up and ghosted AFTER I've already taken a $12 Cialis.

Now I almost exclusively use spas and will see a well reviewed indie
every couple of months.

My favorite thing is to try to woo an L1 provider into L3
service.

Also since I've seen so many Asian girls over the last few years,
I find myself much less attracted to white girls and American-ized
Latinas. Something about the attitude/entitlement thing...
Most Asian girls can be materialistic, but they havent developed
a poor attitude with "Resting-Bitch-Face"


My goal here is to help other mongers find decent talent and to
prevent others from making the same mistakes I have over the years.
Also, since I cant tell any of my normie friends about my
deviant compulsion, this forum is a good place to vent.

Good hunting.

Night time brings out the lurkers and creeps.
Usually a 300 pound shy guy in a 20yo beater going
Spa to spa, "window shopping".

Also, since Spas tend to be in not-so-great
neighborhoods, late night encounters run the risk
of thieves laying-in-wait for some unsuspecting
pooner with at least $200 in his pocket getting
rolled in the parking lot; then NOT calling the
cops because he didnt want to try to explain
what his plans were to the popo.

As far as the "Walk of shame" is concerned...
Bliss has one of the most private parking lots in SA.

Try going to Relax on a Sunday (2 doors down from a church)
or Sun Spa on Thousand Oaks on a Saturday.
That's a REAL walk of shame.

Just park far away, wear a ballcap, sunglasses and your
Covid mask and you'll be very incognito.

Also dont go to a spa near your home if you can avoid it.
Last thing you want is your neighbors wife seeing you walk out
of an AMP because you're too lazy to drive
an extra 3 miles.

+1 to Mr.Tex "Non-Looker" statement.

I find chicks that are average looking or ones that
have small boobs try MUCH harder to please their man.

I cant count how many times I've been disappointed by
the super-hot, out-of-my-league chicks that say they're gonna
rock my world then just lay there and cant give a decent BJ.

It's because guys tell them all the time, OMG you're soo awesome, you're the best, so they have no incentive to get better.

Linda from Malibu is a prime example.
According to the reviews on Eccie, you would think she is
Aphrodite re-incarnated, but she definitely doesnt live up to the hype.

I tried Linda twice, just to rule out her having a bad day
but the 2nd visit was even worse.

Dont get me wrong...
Physically she's gorgeous, but her lame attitude, non-creative mechanical nature and tendency to rush puts her at the
bottom of the pack for me.

Now that I'm older I'm way more interested in service and
attitude than looks.
I'd rather have a 10 experience with a 5
then a 5 experience with a 10.

Rant over.
To each his own.
Good hunting