The Golden Years

i812-)'s Avatar
I can not pee
I can not see
I can not chew
I can not screw
OH MY GOD what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad – can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
have come at last
The golden years
can kiss my ass!
DallasRain's Avatar
lol--I spit my soda all over my keyboard!!!!