Unconventional toys.

Few years back I was online tool shopping when I saw a universal adapter to a reciprocating saw. They listed a dildo
as "Frequently bought with". Basically converting a reciprocating saw to a jack-hammer dildo or a 'Fucksall". I had to get it if nothing more then a joke. First lady I showed it to I got a "OhHellNo". Second lady was intrigued because her dildo (any dildo I get for a lady is new and hers once she uses it) had balls and she liked how they slapped her clit. She made me swear no more than medium speed and lots of lube. THIRD lady, however, looked at it wide-eyed, flipped over and put her ass in the air. I started slow and she demanded full speed and she'd tell me when to stop. She took that for what seemed like hours (my arms got cramped from holding it but I held out!). Pussy juice was flying and lost count of her orgasms. Afterwards she begged me to leave the whole thing recip-saw and all.

Any other love it or hate it toys out there? Perverted minds want to know.

I presume you never seen the porn scenes by Fucking Machines.com?

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I presume you never seen the porn scenes by Fucking Machines.com?

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https://www.extremerestraints.com/th...x-machine.html Originally Posted by CG2014

That's a lot of coin! I drop that kinda $ on a lady she better be ready to move in.

The adapter and one dildo were ~$30. I ain't giving up my recip-saw no matter how fine a bootay is.

Honestly I can't see anyone buying any of that stuff or even one of those realistic love dolls that costs $10,000.

I will be embarassed when the UPS delivery person shows up with it.

I will be embarassed when the UPS delivery person shows up with it. Originally Posted by CG2014

No shit..."Here's your Bambi 2018 with realistic vagina and extra large puffy nipples. C.O.D. That'll be $10,000".

It will be like this:

reciprocating saws make alot of noise......wasn't that annoying?

Like her orgasms weren't louder???

yeah, I've got one of these. Everyone who has tried it likes it.

http://www.jetaime-ky-us.com/DSC00008s.jpg http://www.jetaime-ky-us.com/images/..._backwards.JPG

Few years back I was online tool shopping when I saw a universal adapter to a reciprocating saw. They listed a dildo
as "Frequently bought with". Basically converting a reciprocating saw to a jack-hammer dildo or a 'Fucksall". I had to get it if nothing more then a joke. First lady I showed it to I got a "OhHellNo". Second lady was intrigued because her dildo (any dildo I get for a lady is new and hers once she uses it) had balls and she liked how they slapped her clit. She made me swear no more than medium speed and lots of lube. THIRD lady, however, looked at it wide-eyed, flipped over and put her ass in the air. I started slow and she demanded full speed and she'd tell me when to stop. She took that for what seemed like hours (my arms got cramped from holding it but I held out!). Pussy juice was flying and lost count of her orgasms. Afterwards she begged me to leave the whole thing recip-saw and all.

Any other love it or hate it toys out there? Perverted minds want to know. Originally Posted by Hercules

You are such a perv