So Ben Roethlisberger, Tiger Woods & Charlie Sheen walk into the bar...

Finish this story....

Best response gets a drink(s) on me next time in ATL

Like I'm going to try to think of something really witty for a diet coke.

Even one of those in the cute little retro bottles?

This is Atlanta, those little bottles are pretty common.

But if my next lunch is depending on a punchline, I better come up with something.

Chick Fil A serves Diet Coke

...they say . hey bartender, have you seen brett favre. bartender says , can you describe him. all 3 drop their pants!

...they say . hey bartender, have you seen brett favre. bartender says , can you describe him. all 3 drop their pants! Originally Posted by knotty man

Sorry, Ans...

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That is TFF

but Knotty, if I may add my own alternative to your punchline:

"all three pull out their smartphones"

But if my next lunch is depending on a punchline, I better come up with something. Originally Posted by Ansley

Ans, you never need a punchline - or any other line. As long as I'm breathing, you've got a free lunch, m'dear! Soda included.....

I don't have a good punchline, but speaking of Charlie Sheen, I was in NYC last week and when I found out he was back in Rehab I was pissed!.....Could have made some good money...lmao