Marriage

Groovy Johnson's Avatar
Why should I get married?

My neighbor already has a wife.
Marriage is overrated groovy get all the pussy you want with no strings attached lol
knotty man's Avatar
Why should I get married?

My neighbor already has a wife. Originally Posted by Groovy Johnson
hell. next time you see her. tell that bitch to bring my chainsaw back
Groovy Johnson's Avatar
Hey Knotty
So that was YOUR wife?!?!
Sorry,bro.
But the lady loves my raging five inches of lust.
knotty man's Avatar
thats only cuz its 3" more than she gets from me
Groovy Johnson's Avatar
I hate it when a provider says: "Awwww,that's cute".
CaptainMastPole's Avatar
I hate it when a provider says: "Awwww,that's cute". Originally Posted by Groovy Johnson
At least they say something to you, they just either snicker or bust out laughing when I drop my drawers.
DallasRain's Avatar
I hate it when a provider says: "Awwww,that's cute". Originally Posted by Groovy Johnson

Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?
Captain and Knotty, what I always say is my dick may be small but when it's in your ass they tell me damn you have a big cock!