I know every one's heard Little Johnny story's here's another one!!!!!!!!
Oh no! He has a sister?
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No...salty."
Mom fainted.