Calling all 'tards...help

After 5 years of reading and posting in this arena it's time I collected some data. This information will be compiled in such a way as to make as much possible fun of stupidity on this board as felinely possible. I will publish my findings as soon as there is anything I am sure will make certain people laugh...Like those with a sense of humor.

I feel I've posted some really dumb shit in my time so I am infinitely qualified to gather and compile this data.

Here is what I need from you.
What is the dumbest fucking thing you've ever posted on a hooker board.

Please provide it in this format

Date:
Title: posting a linck here would be helpful
Purpose of thread:
Total number of responses:
Number of posted responses calling you a dumbass: I do not want to know how many PM's you've received calling you a dumbass. That information is irrelevant.

Here's an example
Date: 2/3/2012
Title: Let Me Help You:
Purpose of thread: To make fun of a dumbass
Total number of responses: 217 and counting
Number of posted responses calling you a dumbass: Not a single fucking one because it was funny and I'm a five star thread starter.

So, What what your dumbest thread ever?
Do you have more than one?

Hey, St3v3... Since Zanzibar took his toys and went home, why don't you go first? It should be really easy for you although that last one may not be complete yet.

...Number of posted responses calling you a dumbass: Not a single fucking one because it was funny and I'm a five star thread starter.
Originally Posted by boardman

You're a dumbass.

But a catty one. However, I figure it's time for someone to break your streak, puss 'n bull.

By the way, congratulate me. At some point in the last 24 I broke 5,000. It's official. I'm a Post Ho. (But I refuse to call additional attention to stupid stuff I may have posted in the past. None of your beeswax.)

ummm



get back to you maybe, possibly, as some point, still working on it

in the meantime

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1367928

the line for the lynch mob forms to the right

You're a dumbass.

But a catty one. However, I figure it's time for someone to break your streak, puss 'n bull.

By the way, congratulate me. At some point in the last 24 I broke 5,000. It's official. I'm a Post Ho. (But I refuse to call additional attention to stupid stuff I may have posted in the past. None of your beeswax.)
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

5k? Armature!! You have posted plenty of stupid stuff in the past, never underestimate the stupidity of our posts.

I post stupid shit all the time, I think all you tards expect me to. Lol

5k? Armature!! You have posted plenty of stupid stuff in the past, never underestimate the stupidity of our posts. Originally Posted by pyramider

Three Sides is right - he's undoubtedly posted more stupid shit than any other flocktard on this SHMB. Bravo, Mr. Entertaintment!

not this one. just a free full membership to asian dot com I keep seeing tv commercials for.

I don't want to fill in the blanks so this is my failed contribution.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1115680&highlight=

Three Sides is right - he's undoubtedly posted more stupid shit than any other flocktard on this SHMB. Bravo, Mr. Entertaintment! Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Thanck you very munch.

Thanck you very munch.
Originally Posted by pyramider

De nada.

LOL Houston never fails to make me chuckle and SMH at the time time. I love yall. You guys are hilarious.

^^^
Can't wait for June to get here.

^^^
Can't wait for June to get here. Originally Posted by D.G.

Me too!!! I only visit twice a year but Houston has always been my favorite city

Date: fuck if I remember 2006 plus or minus a year or two
Title: it's posted on the island of misfit toys
Purpose of thread: admited fucking broken midget
Total number of responses: many
Number of posted responses calling you a dumbass: most of you degenerates wanted contact info


fuck you for reminding me