Wow!! I need this in my life!!

This morning while cruising Facebook I find a sex toy alarm clock. I might enjoy waking up with this thing!!
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4764599

It is on preorder for Nov. Anyone have experience with this toy???!?!
StaceyMay's Avatar
Yes I saw that as well! Too funny how they are already on backorder- that they have to take pre-orders! I am on the list! NEVER LATE AGAIN- Heck I may never sleep again lol. Imagine every 30 mins getting a bit of a tingle! Whoo hoo! LOL
Bikerjoe337's Avatar
Why are all lady sex toys so awesome and sexy, but male sex toys are creepy looking and really don't work all that well. At least that's been my experience. Lol.
Does it include a snooze alarm?
Haha! I love it !! I would always be late.. At least I would have a good excuse. Sorry I'm late I was too busy have orgasims..

And fellas they have a mailing list that will announce the arrival of the male version of the alarm clock. I am so curious what that may look like!!
Bikerjoe337's Avatar
Haha! I love it !! I would always be late.. At least I would have a good excuse. Sorry I'm late I was too busy have orgasims..

And fellas they have a mailing list that will announce the arrival of the male version of the alarm clock. I am so curious what that may look like!! Originally Posted by Submissive Angel
Vibrations do nothing for me, my alarm clock would have to wake me up sucking my cock.
finman56's Avatar
This thread in Iowa section pertaining to something similar. Hilarious. Just watch the video!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1830874
The Big Kahuna's Avatar
This thread in Iowa section pertaining to something similar. Hilarious. Just watch the video!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1830874 Originally Posted by finman56
It burns like hell when you spurt coffee out of your nose!!!
That was funny as hell.
This is all well and good for your ladies......but if you are taken care of first thing in the am......how am I going to get your motor running when we get to work.....
JocelynJohnsin's Avatar
This thread in Iowa section pertaining to something similar. Hilarious. Just watch the video!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1830874 Originally Posted by finman56

Hahaha I was just gonna say it sounds like the clit o clock!!!