Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of

underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole

demanded.

'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to

afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake

of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency,

here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"!

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt

over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer

drawers?'

She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta

affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o

decency, here's a comb.... Tidy yerself up a bit.'

LOL good one Bad Husband!

Do you need a comb? Or just a little furniture polish?