It's that wonderful time of the year again folks ! With early voting going on for the national election, it's time we opened the polls for early voting for the annual ECCIE Dipshit Of The Year election ! The candidates have been " campaigning " hard all year with their posts for that coveted title !
Will this be the year that EKIM The Inbred Chimp ( Iva biggen ) finally " covers himself in glory " ( instead of cum and dingleberries from his KansASS gloryholes ! ) by winning the DOTY crown ? Will he demonstrate the tutelage that he's received from the last TWO DOTY winners, woomby and assup ? Will he FINALLY have another trophy to take to those KansASS mountains, and his mommy's shit-filled basement, to go with his Junior World Champion Dingleberry Picker trophies ? Mebbe EKIM's " grass roots " efforts will pay off for a win this year !
Will Mr. DOTY 4 TIMES and DOTY Emeritus assup ( Yssup Rider ) extend his time on the throne and his record of winning the title ? And deny his "protégé " EKIM another win this year ? :rant ing:
Or will suckclown (south town ) , - who has become lube's WK and seeks shade and dingleberries from Lube's Wide Ass- or fisting chappedass, ( Sistine Chapel ), or LUBED WIDE ASS ( Luke Wyatt ) be a spoiler to the long standing order of things in the Political Forum and pull an upset, along with their EUNUCH puds, for a win ? Will LUBE take a newly-won "crown " on his " Italian vacation " to proudly display to his " earthquake ravaged" kin ?
And just as in the past, the person earning the SECOND most votes will be awarded the Vice-DOTY title and will fill in the DOTY positon should the first place vote getter become too cum drunk to perform their duties or if they run away in tears, as happened with EKIM's original mentor woomby. So there will be some shared glory ( No EKIM, NOT your gloryhole ! ) for the candidates. And just remember what John Nance Gardner said about the positon of vice President. It's a fitting description of the first AND second place DOTY poll winners ! MULTIPLE CHOICE VOTING IS ALLOWED IN THIS POLL ,JUST LIKE ON A " NORMAL " BALLOT. SO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE DOTY AND VICE-DOTY CANDIDATE ! SO VOTE "EARLY AND OFTEN " AS THE LYIN LIBERALS SAY !!!