Carmen

Jack Flash's Avatar
Guy walks into a bar and grabs a stool next to a gorgeous woman.

He looks over and says hello, whats your name?

She says Carmen.

He says, thats a beautiful name. I've never met a woman named Carmen. Who came up with that name for you? Your mom or dad?

She says, well actually I changed my name a few years ago.

He says, Why did you change your name?

She says, Well, I love fast cars and I love men, so I changed my name to Carmen!

He says, Well that is a great story and I love your name.

She says, So whats your name?

He says, Oh my name.. BeerPussy!
Iam changing my name to " Sportfuck", lol.
DallasRain's Avatar
good one!!!!!!!!!!!