Things sometime get too serious on this site, maybe this will brighten everyones day and make ya laugh!
Two dwarfs are out of town on business and the decide to see if they can each find a date. After looking through all the websites they each find the perfect date and arrange separate dates to come to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again ... ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!' all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first:
- How did it go?
The first mutters:
- It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a erection.
The second dwarf shook his head:
- You think that's embarrassing? ... I couldn't even get on the bed!