Better use of YMMV acromym (jokes)

I was reading reviews and noticed the usual usage of the YMMV acronym... it usually appears next to two prominent activities:

DFK (YMMV)
GREEK (YMMV)

We all get why, but I think there are way funnier places to use that:

RATE: $300 (YMMV, depending on your skill at negotiating)
"I don't negotiate my rates!" (YMMV, if you're cute and I'm poor this month)
I have an 8" tallywhacker (YMMV by the measurement technique)

and one for my sweetheart friend although she's better now...

DID YOUR APPT START ON TIME? Yes (YMMV) (lol... love you kitten!)

Show me your comic edge! Where? or "to what phrase?" would you add YMMV?