Make fun of my tiny baby dick

tinypenis's Avatar
Via Skype or in person. Talk shit about my tiny lil baby dick.
Solemate62's Avatar
In a forum for the sometimes bizarre topic this one may go to the head of the class! You may also want to ponder a new Handle!!
Ms. Athena's Avatar
Is it a button cock? Or a cocktail wennie? Do your balls engulf it or are they tiny as well? Do share so we can all enjoy a good laugh...
Is it an inney or outie?
okcbreeze's Avatar
I just tell people after all these years, it might not be a small dick...it might just be a BIG CLIT. LOL
ICU 812's Avatar
Some times I try to get a discount for small size and age-related lack of performance . . .never works.
Heidi.Fly's Avatar
oooh, pick me! I want to make fun of your dicklette! First tell me, do you have to sit down when you pee so you don't mess the set and the floor. I bet you do. I bet you have to pee sitting like a little girl and I bet you tuck your minuscule pathetic excuse for a penis away into little red lace panties.
my ex wife laughed at my 6 inch after she said our youth preacher at church had a bigger one....kinda thought i was average��������
JRLawrence's Avatar
my ex wife laughed at my 6 inch after she said our youth preacher at church had a bigger one....kinda thought i was average�������� Originally Posted by Cali-or-Bust
You are!
When asked who you intend to please with that, do you reply, “ myself “?
Mongo1971's Avatar
There's niche for everything you've never imagined. Whatever floats yer boat (of the legal age of consent, that is) Seek it out. There's kink enough for everyone.

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GypsyHeart's Avatar
So he has a clit. Not a penis.
I had a friend when I was a kid that had a condition called MicroPENIS. I thought it was bullshit but then I learned about it in medical school. You should go into porn.
HELL YES 76's Avatar
Post a picture of you tiny dick
My wife says it's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean that counts.
But, it's fun to ride a big wave every now and then.