I used to hate fat people

My name is Friendly Fred, and I used to hate fat people.

They take up too much space when they sit beside you in a fucking airplane, they are slow as fuck walking up stairs and they look like they are going to die from the effort, they usually make for lazy employees and they call in sick for stupid shit, they drive up the cost of medical insurance, and they sweat too much.

Then, I realized the poor bastards are miserable as fuck because the rest of us assholes treat them like shit. I feel guilty about that so I apologize to all the fat fuckers out there, and I encourage you to hang in there....or at least flip off the next motherfucker who yells "hey fatso" at you as he is driving down the street.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
they need pity. not derision.
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Did you gain some weight Fred?
  • oeb11
  • 01-19-2019, 05:13 PM
Pity helps no one.

Less calories in and more calories out treats obesity.

It is a major US health issue
https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/index.html
they need pity. not derision. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
Tru dat
Did you gain some weight Fred? Originally Posted by bamscram
Fuck no
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Fuck no Originally Posted by friendly fred

LOL ok.
Pity helps no one.

Less calories in and more calories out treats obesity.

It is a major US health issue
https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/index.html Originally Posted by oeb11
If I read that map correctly every state has a lot of unhealthy people.
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My name is Friendly Fred, and I used to hate fat people.

They take up too much space when they sit beside you in a fucking airplane, they are slow as fuck walking up stairs and they look like they are going to die from the effort, they usually make for lazy employees and they call in sick for stupid shit, they drive up the cost of medical insurance, and they sweat too much.

Then, I realized the poor bastards are miserable as fuck because the rest of us assholes treat them like shit. I feel guilty about that so I apologize to all the fat fuckers out there, and I encourage you to hang in there....or at least flip off the next motherfucker who yells "hey fatso" at you as he is driving down the street. Originally Posted by friendly fred
Ahh Fred,no offense bro,but what does this post have to do with politics?
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Ahh Fred,no offense bro,but what does this post have to do with politics? Originally Posted by lickidyclit
Obesity (fat) is about "politics" ...

https://www.commonwealthfund.org/blo...-health-crisis

Rising Obesity in the United States Is a Public Health Crisis
See what it does to politicians .....



and how it puts them in the "center of attention"?



Are those things called "MooMoos"? Why is that?
Obesity (fat) is about "politics" ...



See what it does to politicians .....



and how it puts them in the "center of attention"?



Are those things called "MooMoos"? Why is that? Originally Posted by LexusLover
I'm thinking it is related to Bovines....
Ahh Fred,no offense bro,but what does this post have to do with politics? Originally Posted by lickidyclit
I hate the other side but should really feel sorry for the assholes...consider fat people to be a metaphor for people I despise based upon their fucked up political opinions but they lash out at me in pain and defenseviness, and so I sort of understand it.

I know, fat fuckers are on both sides of the aisle, and it is as hard to understand - maybe that is the political angle?
It’s a global warming issue and that makes it a political issue

It stands to reason fat people like al gore or hellary are pro-rata adding more to green house gasses via increased flatulence and increasing the demands on global food production beyond a one person one meal only ratio not to even mention the additional fuel it takes to move them from point a to point b

al gore has many hypocritical life issues
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Originally Posted by bamscram
Yea. He won, and like his election, he is climbing on his own ...

.. no help!

Unlike that cow Bill calls "his girl" who needs help going down stairs and climbing into a van, AND WHO DIDN'T WIN even with HELP!

Thanks for reminding us what a loser she is.