How to make your wife crazy

3 guys are drinking together in a flight lounge, a Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan. The subject turns to relations at home and how to make their wives crazy.

The Frenchman says, "For my Claire, this is need attention and time. I tie her to the bed and I sprinkle rose petals on her. Then I slowly blow them off of her body one at a time, this drives her wild."

The Italian says, "For my Rosa it is the same. It takes time and effort, but she will literally scream with passion. I also tie her to the bed, but then I massage her all over with olive oil. Then I will use a stem of rosemary from the garden and slowly tease her all over for an hour or so. By that time she is completely crazy."

The Texan says "I think you guys are working too hard. If I want to make my Becky Sue crazy, I just wait till we are done and wipe my dick on the curtains. That I can tell you, makes her crazy"
You want to make her scream during sex?

Call her and tell her who you are having it with!
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You want to make her scream during sex?

Call her and tell her who you are having it with! Originally Posted by Capt Spaulding
That would also do it!