What's in a name? That which we call Doggy Style. By any other name would make me request it more often.

How about...
I want you to take me from behind and pound my ass till I scream for mercy...or swallow my pillow.

Damn, I like that one.

Yeah, butt I'm not talking about the ass.

All about the Vagina.

Just Sayin...

~Kelly TNT

Hmmmm...well the vagina is implied Kelly. It's just the nature of physics to slap the ass first while the pussy is being pounded. Just replyin'. Plus the sound of a smacked ass is almost as sweet as a juicy pussy fart...lol.

I hate hearing "eating her P*ssy out". I just picture some guy gnawing away at it. It sounds very destructive. lol Hell, what do I know, I hated hearing or saying the word P*ssy until a few years ago. lol

"Cock".. grosses me out too. lol......It reminds me of bad acting, dirty talking porn.

I am sure I can think of more. I feel like such a prude.

I feel like such a prude. Originally Posted by reese foster

Reese, when I was busy feeling you, you didn't feel like a prude at all!

I hate hearing "eating her P*ssy out". I just picture some guy gnawing away at it. It sounds very destructive. Originally Posted by reese foster

LOL! +1 I think Dining at the Y sound kind of gross too. Is there a good way to say it? I guess just- Lick my pussy!!! lol

LOL! +1 I think Dining at the Y sound kind of gross too. Is there a good way to say it? I guess just- Lick my pussy!!! lol

I've always been partial to calling that act muff diving.

Ahh, good one TexAss, doesn't sound gross or destructive. But what if its bare and there's no muff?

To me it's a muff with or without landscaping.
And for the record, it's my favorite part of getting busy.

Try these, ladies:

Oldspeak=I Like DoggyStyle
Newspeak=I Need To Measure Your Dick. Get behind me.

Oldspeak=Eat my pussy.
Newspeak=I want to taste my cum on your mouth. Shine my clit for me.

Oldspeak=I'd like to try greek with you.
Newspeak=I want you to treat me like a taxpayer.

Oldspeak=Sorry, I don't swallow.
Newspeak=Let me show you why they call me The Shark.

See, isn't this fun?

A favorite memory of mine from college was that of dogs doing each other in the center of campus with many horny college guys (but rarely girls) standing around cheering the dogs on. (Ah, I guess 'we' were cheering the male dog.)

With that ingrained and imprinted into my male brain it takes a long time to mellow up a bit and refer to it as something other than 'doggy'.

I'm not particularly fond of the term "missionary" style...too religious for my tastes...especially when I'm all about the dirty talk. Maybe saying something like "dominate me" would work just as well, but that really just implies "man on top," not necessarily the position.

DATY, and "eat my pu$$y" have always been non-favorites...I prefer "lick the kitty" or "kiss the kitty." But, with all our acronyms we like to use, LTK and KTK might not catch on.

I prefer "Fetching the Fire From Atop the Log"

http://www.asstr.org/~poisoniv1/pussy.html

Cockpit?