How many freakin times do we have to say it?
GET A HOBBY PHONE!
Bc when wifey calls me... guess what I'm going to do?
I'm just gonna smile, light up a cigar and say yup I remb. him... and tell her every lick, suck, every position to how I made YOU scream!
Some of you stupid men don't worry about us ladies outing you guys bc you do that well on your own.
When you compromise my DISCRETION, so will I.
xoxo, C!