Important Announcement from Apple
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considereda major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I suppose they have an instruction manual on how to tune and adjust the volume.....right or left??? Us guys will never get it right, so we'll have to just play it by ear....