Best Line when busted

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What do you say to the cop when you are being busted for paying for sex?

I am not paying her for sex. I am paying her to leave.
sabre692's Avatar
This isn't where I parked my car.
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  • 07-27-2010, 04:41 PM
i am just paying for for taking care of my dog!
i was delivering her makeup
I couldn't help it, she's HOT!
Fancyinheels's Avatar
I was streetwalking, er, sleepwalking.
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  • 07-27-2010, 10:09 PM
It wasn't me, I wasn't even there!
SlowHand49's Avatar
My inner devil made me do it . . .
officer what do you mean a hooker?

The ad said condoms for sell with free demonstration.
This isn't the moose lodge?
TexTushHog's Avatar
Who are you going to believe -- me our your lying eyes?
simplyjoe's Avatar
A hooker....I thought she said help her.
She lent me this money last week, I'm just paying her back is all!
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

quoted from the movie Arthur (1981)
pornodave69's Avatar
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

quoted from the movie Arthur (1981) Originally Posted by Cammie
One of the best movie lines EVER!
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