Cologne does not belong in the tool box

For the luv of whatever it is that you luv, guys DO NOT put cologne/perfume
on your tool.
Cologne doesn't taste good in my mouth and it's not good anywhere near my meaty black box.

Please promise you won't put cologne on your tool and i'll promise not to put glitter on my black box.


Thank you!
I soo agreee with you. Good advice.
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 06-01-2013, 10:54 PM
Glitter has gotten me in trouble before.
1ThickBlond's Avatar
I completely agree! Axe body wash is not something I care to taste either. Please just wash your private parts with soap and water!
How about cologne on my pubic hair?
08cris's Avatar
Good tips
No zerodahero

Soap and water is all anyone needs


Thanks!
How about cologne on my pubic hair? Originally Posted by zerodahero
What pubic hair? You mean dental floss for blow jobs? No thanks.
poppy71's Avatar
Glitter has gotten me in trouble before. Originally Posted by trey
yes indeed - ok so no cologne or body spray down below for the fellas and no glitter, glitter lotion, glitter body spray, etc. for the ladies
LexusLover's Avatar
For the luv of whatever it is that you luv, guys DO NOT put cologne/perfume on your tool. Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
For the luv of whatever it is that you luv, LADIES DO NOT put cologne/perfume on ....!

It doesn't match "HERS" ... whoever "SHE" is ....

...... and neither does YOUR SHOWER SOAP ... BTW."
I agree poppy71 NO GLITTER of any kind and a pro provider
should know this.
Yep trey it's no way of explaining why glitter is on the tool NO GLITTER
LADIES.

You're right LexusLover and i do not wear perfume in this world or
in my civi world.
A pro provider should know NO PERFUME unless maybe
it's requested.

Guys i guess if you do have a perfume smell on ya i would
stop at the gas station before heading home and put a little gas on your finger tips and
maybe a dab on your neck to get rid of the perfume smell but DO NOT
put gas on your tool It's not recommended


P.S.
Guys i'm just putting it out there.... I don't like hair in my food!
Holy Moley Who was the dumbass who thought that was a good idea? The only thing I will ever put on my junk is soap/ water/ and a rubber.

I trim, but do not shave the hairs around it and keep it clean, other than that nuthin gets close to my stuff. (except lips and pussy)
08cris's Avatar
Alright ladies no tan lotion down there either...
imabout2's Avatar
How about scope mouthwash on it? IJS
imabout2 No Scope