What would you do with a 55 gallon Drum of Lube.

What would you do with a 55 gallon drum of Passion Lube?

Hi, Truly
Let's you and me climb inside and see what we can dream up?

Mark I can only imagine..

55 gallons only last about 6 weeks.

At this point, I might dunk a certain someone and hold him under for a hot minute!

$1495!

I got ripped off.

That looks kike a big can of "One Hell of a Party"

With that I'm going to need a million dollars and a lot of blue pills, but I think I could......

It would become my new marketing ploy.

I wouldn't be selling my time anymore, I would sell unique bottles of lube.

For 30 minute appointments, a client would get a small bottle of lube for our time together.

For overnights, might find a prettier bottle with a custom label printed just for Elisabeth!

Something along those lines.

Or heck, I would try to resell the whole damn container or get a refund!

I'm not sure WHAT I think of that huge container of lube! What if a mouse (or choose your critter/insect) fell in?

Wouldn't it be all yucky then?

So TP ... Do you always use that brand of lube since it's very similar to your handle?

I have a sample from one I ordered toys the other day. I did not know it was out there.


EW that is a really good idea.

I have a sample from one I ordered toys the other day. I did not know it was out there. Originally Posted by Truly Passion

I've tried it. Although I prefer Sliqued products, it's actually a fine lube.

Sorry if I made your topic more serious than it should be. Lol.

I actually liked my whole marketing idea. I knew an older woman, YEARS ago, who sold CD's for her appointments.

And she would, literally, bring a CD to her appointments and give it to the guy. I always thought it was an interesting concept. One CD for an hour. Two CD's for 2 hours, etc.

Kindof like the "artist" that was around in Austin a few years back. You came over to her place to buy a painting, not see an escort.

I always wondered how that worked out for her.

So with our number of appointments, even at lower volumes, we could go through that 55 gallon of lube pretty quickly if we were handing out bottles of it.

EW I loved your post.

Wow 55 gallons of fun

Lube? *yawn*....

Oobleck... PERK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wxnID2q4A

You're my boy blue!