WHEN A BUSHMAN IS AFRAID OF THE BUSH

Some mates and I went on a trip to Wollongong for a bachelors party this past weekend. Well, just like all parties do we end up at the local Titty Bar.

After many lagers and charging up the credit card, this beautiful Shelia comes out. She dance and removes her top. Well, it was that time to go up and tip her.

I make it to the stage, "here's where it gets funny". I shave my head to the scalp. She's rubbing my head with her breasts and then all of a sudden I feel her moving and I see her panties hit the stage.

Then I feel what I think is a Brillo Pad on top of my head. I pull back and see this black hairy bush. It looked like a CHIA-PET GONE WRONG. All my mates were killing themselves laughing.

Well, need less to say, it was the first time I had hair on my head since 1995 and it turned out to be a FRO.

I GUESS IM THE AUSSIE SOUL BROTHA NOW.

Rofl...too funny mate. I used to be more au natural, but am in stage 1 of waxing (now peach fuzz) for summer. I have no idea, but isn't that rare for a stripper?



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I'm sure it is. It was one hell of a surprise.

Funny ass story! And as a former dancer, many (in my particular state, North Carolina) where they serve alcohol, the A.L.E. (alcohol & tobacco cops lol) have laws against pubes...

So yeah, at least here, that would have made for a shockingly funny story as well! I can see how stunned you may have been, heh.

Thanks for sharing!

Lmao! You should also post it in the Comedy Central section of Eccie Workdwide. I'm sure a lot of people will find it funny.