Not exactly a strip joint but you can get sprinkles.

JD Barleycorn's Avatar
"Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany ( ) he noticed that 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles."

LMAO....the cop is just sitting in the parking lot eating his donuts, minding his own business when he stumbles on to escort activity. I LOVE IT!
KCQuestor's Avatar
According to this story, it was a six-week investigation. To catch one girl. Good work.
Money well spent...for the donuts at least.
"Melissa, did you eat a glazed donut on your break? You have something around your mouth."
"Melissa, did you eat a glazed donut on your break? You have something around your mouth." Originally Posted by Kshunter
LOL!
Seomon's Avatar
Taxpayer money well spent... You know I see stuff like this and can't help but think of how f*cked up our country is. How did we get here?? I mean really??? Sheesh..
bartipero's Avatar
Really? After the last 2 weeks you need to ask? (Of course, I know yours was a rhetorical question making the same point.)
Seomon's Avatar
@ Bartipero Brilliantly put, bro.
Moved thread from strip club review section seeing as how this was not about a strip club, stripper or any such related topic.

Carry on fellas!
Bartman1963's Avatar
"I'd like a dozen donuts and your box to carry them in please."
dirty dog's Avatar
Man I hope she washed her hands before she went back to work....... was that glaze or .......
KCQuestor's Avatar
A guy walked into a Dunkin Donuts in Rockaway and immediately noticed the gorgeous girl behind the counter. She had beautiful eyes, full lips, and a body perfectly accentuated by the low cut blouse she wore under the flour-covered apron. He did a double take when he saw the sign on the wall that said "Donuts $1.00. Hand Jobs $50.00".

He looked over at the girl again, and she was giving him a knowing smile. Nervously he looked back at the sign, before asking "Excuse me, are YOU the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She licked her lips and gave him a seductive nod, then sidled a bit closer to him as she waited for his response.

"OK. Wash your hands, then get me a donut."
Cheaper2buyit's Avatar
She likes hers cream filled