Business 101: Purchase or Lease?

Business 101: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
Foolish men and cunning women.

Purchasing:







The math’s on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per tryst.

This is Heather:

















Leasing :

On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen:





So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the aging Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are:







* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legsBest of all, she leaves and returns when asked.


....... All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...



Where would you rather be?...




SometimesLeasingjust makesmore sense.....

Funny, the pictures didn't show up when this joke was posted here either:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=349675

I guess its easier to walk away when one has two legs.

Too many guys who do online dating want to be wanted "just for being me." I gave that life up for this one. It does make more sense.

Ann

If it flies, floats or fucks it is always cheaper to rent than own

Im so much happier being were men realize there is no free sex and that it just makes sense to be upfront and honest about WHAT you want, WHEN you want it, WHERE you want it, HOW you want it.............Who needs all the BS and drama???

+1 Ms. Athena. Your attitude is as hot as your showcase!!