This is the funniest thing i've seen in quite a long time. It actually really does sound like some of the emails and questions that escorts get from inexperienced hobbyists all the time.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6695715/
- Lily Blair
- 07-24-2010, 02:12 PM
- sillygirls
- 07-24-2010, 04:10 PM
No Kidding.....Very very FUNNY.............
- urhuckleberry
- 07-24-2010, 07:12 PM
somewhere on here is the flipside version of this - from the hobbyist's standpoint... both have a ring of truth in them...
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- Lea Madisson
- 07-24-2010, 10:42 PM
nah... the hobbyist standpoint never has a ring of truth!!! LOL Just ask around!
(sorry, couldn't resist!!!)
(sorry, couldn't resist!!!)
- willro
- 07-26-2010, 02:21 PM
I have to say, that was some funny shit. Do guys really act like that?
- Lily Blair
- 07-26-2010, 02:27 PM
Haha! I'm happy to report that most hobbyists are wonderful gentlemen, but yes, some of them act like that.
- urhuckleberry
- 07-26-2010, 02:27 PM
The truth hurts sometimes!
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- Lily Blair
- 07-26-2010, 03:00 PM
Awww, don't take it personally! You happen to be one of those gentlemen 
I think most of my clients like hearing the funny stories out the life of an escort.
My most recent one goes a little something like this:
Hobbyist: I don't really have any references except for (name of meth head who has been arrested more times than I have fingers). But trust me honey, I'm a doctor, a good-looking guy, have a really big cock, and you'll end up cumming more than I will. You'll be glad we met.
(I know I know, I should have hung up right then, but I have to get my entertainment from somewhere, so I thought I'd give him a minute for laughs)
Lily: Well that's great! But unfortunately I can't screen people based on how many times they think I'll cum. How about I screen you through your place of business? Don't worry, I'll be totally discreet.
Hobbyist: Goddamnit! Some of you girls think you're really somethin'. Getting an appointment with you guys is harder than getting a passport!
Lily: Well I'm sorry you feel offended by my attempts at keeping things safe and professional. You should maybe stick to the ladies you've already been seeing.
Hobbyist: No, wait! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous and prefer to keep things more private, but I really want to see you. What info do you need?
Lily: Well, I'll need your real, full name and the name of your business.
Hobbyist: ok, makes me nervous but I understand. Oh, by the way, I was checking out your rates earlier and was wondering if you ever did like a half hour introductory thing for maybe $150.
Lily: Um, no I don't. All the packages I offer are listed on my website.
Hobbyist: Oh ok, just thought I'd ask. No problem. Ok you check my info and I'll call you back after I figure out my schedule.
Twenty minutes later.....
Lily: Yeah everything seems fine. When did you want to meet?
Hobbyist: Im not sure, I don't have a lot of time today. Maybe just thirty minutes in the afternoon. Are you sure you couldn't do just an introductory thing for maybe $175?
Lily: Im pretty sure we already covered that.
Hobbyist: Baby, you should know that I don't really need to pay for it. I'm a really good looking guy and I can most of the time just pick somebody up in a bar. I promise you babe, you will not be disappointed. You're gonna have the best orgasm you've ever had. So let's work out a half hour deal because I KNOW you'll have a great time, but I think it's only fair that we work something out so that I get to sample the goods. What do you think?
Lily: Click.
I think most of my clients like hearing the funny stories out the life of an escort.
My most recent one goes a little something like this:
Hobbyist: I don't really have any references except for (name of meth head who has been arrested more times than I have fingers). But trust me honey, I'm a doctor, a good-looking guy, have a really big cock, and you'll end up cumming more than I will. You'll be glad we met.
(I know I know, I should have hung up right then, but I have to get my entertainment from somewhere, so I thought I'd give him a minute for laughs)
Lily: Well that's great! But unfortunately I can't screen people based on how many times they think I'll cum. How about I screen you through your place of business? Don't worry, I'll be totally discreet.
Hobbyist: Goddamnit! Some of you girls think you're really somethin'. Getting an appointment with you guys is harder than getting a passport!
Lily: Well I'm sorry you feel offended by my attempts at keeping things safe and professional. You should maybe stick to the ladies you've already been seeing.
Hobbyist: No, wait! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous and prefer to keep things more private, but I really want to see you. What info do you need?
Lily: Well, I'll need your real, full name and the name of your business.
Hobbyist: ok, makes me nervous but I understand. Oh, by the way, I was checking out your rates earlier and was wondering if you ever did like a half hour introductory thing for maybe $150.
Lily: Um, no I don't. All the packages I offer are listed on my website.
Hobbyist: Oh ok, just thought I'd ask. No problem. Ok you check my info and I'll call you back after I figure out my schedule.
Twenty minutes later.....
Lily: Yeah everything seems fine. When did you want to meet?
Hobbyist: Im not sure, I don't have a lot of time today. Maybe just thirty minutes in the afternoon. Are you sure you couldn't do just an introductory thing for maybe $175?
Lily: Im pretty sure we already covered that.
Hobbyist: Baby, you should know that I don't really need to pay for it. I'm a really good looking guy and I can most of the time just pick somebody up in a bar. I promise you babe, you will not be disappointed. You're gonna have the best orgasm you've ever had. So let's work out a half hour deal because I KNOW you'll have a great time, but I think it's only fair that we work something out so that I get to sample the goods. What do you think?
Lily: Click.
- Lea Madisson
- 07-26-2010, 03:36 PM
Tune in next week for "Life with Lily"! In the next episode, Lily gets a phone call from a hobbyist who is breathing heavy into the phone. Lily breaths heavily in return. Will it all escalate into a panting and moaning adventure... or will she realize it just Urhuckleberry again!! Don't miss the next episode entitled Gone with the Wind.
Hobbyist: I don't really have any references except for (name of meth head who has been arrested more times than I have fingers). But trust me honey, I'm a doctor, a good-looking guy, have a really big cock, and you'll end up cumming more than I will. You'll be glad we met.
(I know I know, I should have hung up right then, but I have to get my entertainment from somewhere, so I thought I'd give him a minute for laughs)
Lily: Well that's great! But unfortunately I can't screen people based on how many times they think I'll cum. How about I screen you through your place of business? Don't worry, I'll be totally discreet.
Hobbyist: Goddamnit! Some of you girls think you're really somethin'. Getting an appointment with you guys is harder than getting a passport!
Lily: Well I'm sorry you feel offended by my attempts at keeping things safe and professional. You should maybe stick to the ladies you've already been seeing.
Hobbyist: No, wait! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous and prefer to keep things more private, but I really want to see you. What info do you need?
Lily: Well, I'll need your real, full name and the name of your business.
Hobbyist: ok, makes me nervous but I understand. Oh, by the way, I was checking out your rates earlier and was wondering if you ever did like a half hour introductory thing for maybe $150.
Lily: Um, no I don't. All the packages I offer are listed on my website.
Hobbyist: Oh ok, just thought I'd ask. No problem. Ok you check my info and I'll call you back after I figure out my schedule.
Twenty minutes later.....
Lily: Yeah everything seems fine. When did you want to meet?
Hobbyist: Im not sure, I don't have a lot of time today. Maybe just thirty minutes in the afternoon. Are you sure you couldn't do just an introductory thing for maybe $175?
Lily: Im pretty sure we already covered that.
Hobbyist: Baby, you should know that I don't really need to pay for it. I'm a really good looking guy and I can most of the time just pick somebody up in a bar. I promise you babe, you will not be disappointed. You're gonna have the best orgasm you've ever had. So let's work out a half hour deal because I KNOW you'll have a great time, but I think it's only fair that we work something out so that I get to sample the goods. What do you think?
Lily: Click. Originally Posted by Blond_Lily
Smooch!
Lea
- Lily Blair
- 07-26-2010, 04:32 PM
Tune in next week for "Life with Lily"! In the next episode, Lily gets a phone call from a hobbyist who is breathing heavy into the phone. Lily breaths heavily in return. Will it all escalate into a panting and moaning adventure... or will she realize it just Urhuckleberry again!! Don't miss the next episode entitled Gone with the Wind.
Smooch!
Lea Originally Posted by Lea Madisson
You are damn funny Ms. Madison. Don't think I won't drive all the way to Jackson just to give you a good spanking
- Caligula
- 07-26-2010, 05:53 PM
Lily, can I get a discount for admitting that I have a shitty job, I am ugly, that I have a small cock, and I'll probably cum several times before you even felt a tingle?
- SlowHand49
- 07-26-2010, 06:08 PM
Can I get a drive-by special for $75?
- Guest032112
- 07-26-2010, 06:39 PM
I have a bottle of wine and am willing to travel
- RickForFun
- 07-26-2010, 11:28 PM
Lily,
When I sent you the clip I thought you would get a laugh from it. I didn't know you could have written the script. Well, maybe I did after the way some of our conversation went. lol I hope you are keeping notes....for a book that is.
When I sent you the clip I thought you would get a laugh from it. I didn't know you could have written the script. Well, maybe I did after the way some of our conversation went. lol I hope you are keeping notes....for a book that is.
- Lily Blair
- 07-27-2010, 07:31 AM
Can I get a drive-by special for $75? Originally Posted by SlowHand49I had a guy ask me one time what he could get for forty bucks (he sounded early twenties) so I told him for that much I'd wave at him from my front porch and he could just throw the donation on my front lawn
Lily, can I get a discount for admitting that I have a shitty job, I am ugly, that I have a small cock, and I'll probably cum several times before you even felt a tingle? Originally Posted by Caligula
You guys are cracking me up. Makes for a less boring time when I'm sitting in the hotel room and bored
