Why is a wedding dress white?

IT TOOK A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE THIS....


IT TAKES AN EVEN BRAVER ONE TO FORWARD IT....!!

A son asked his mother the following question:
' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? '

The mother looks at her son and replies:
' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.


' Dad why are wedding dresses white? '

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
pyramider's Avatar
You are going to be beaten by every lady hereabouts.
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or be offended. Can I do both?
All My Appliances are Black.... Maybe I'm Marrying the Wrong Women.....
badhusband's Avatar
My appliances are naked!
WiLsOn's Avatar
Are you implying that a wife is a device that you screw on the bed and it does the housework?
Debian's Avatar
I don't know for example