manscaping provider that is straight??

I know this may sound crazy but I'm looking for a manscaping provider who is actually not a tranny/homo. No disrespect to the gays but I'm just not interested in working with them. Thanks in advance.

I'm sure you can find what you seek at a certain Spa on the NE side of town that is licensed, and thus not discussed in the Spa/Massage Forum, but is well known to provide a very Juvenating experience.

I'm straight.....but you can't afford me. Lol.
What Johnny said above will get you what you're looking for.

I provide manscaping

Problem solved!