Seeking OWE, or Old Woman Experience. No sex needed. Just show up and bitch at me. Don't even have to wash your ass.
Must meet all OWE activities including:
-One trip to Wednesday night bingo.
-We sit at home and watch Golden Girls, or Murder She Wrote
-Tell me what chores to do, and how worthless I am.
- Making Apple Pies
-And Granny panties or a moo moo... no thongs period.
Have your walkers ready.