The hard Truth

A lion was getting married. At his wedding a mouse was shouting away and congratulating the lion saying "All the best, my brother. Good luck, my brother."

Seeing the mouse shouting away, claiming that the lion getting married was his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and roars: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother? You are only a mouse."

The Mouse replies:

"I, too, was a Lion ... before I got married."

Just food for thought

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

I had no Monet

To buy Degas

To make the Van Gogh.'

I posted this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse ....

Obviously you need to get laid!

second one was cute

I second the second...whity..