Murdered Prostitutes Now in Hell.

I received this lovely email complete with a diagram of the earth's crust, showing me where whores and whoremongers were going to burn for all their fornication and fuckery!

p411@safe-mail.net

Did anyone else receive this or am I just bound for a special kind of hell?

Consider yourselves warned!

I'll bring the beer, a fan and some tunes.

Let's get crazy. How about some Fire Ball, Nirvana ' s Lake of Fire and some dry ice so it looks like smoke!

I hope no one is logging on to that link with your home account.

But...

Are their rates the same there or can bargains be found? Figure I'll be there sooner or later and might as well start exchanging some texts or emails....

I didn't respond. It did have me questioning a name change to Mary and going to confession this Sunday though.

These emails have been going around for years..... there are lots of threads here about them.

Always,
Gina

I didn't respond. It did have me questioning a name change to Mary and going to confession this Sunday though. Originally Posted by Jane Doe

Hit up EFN & see if she'll let you attend Hoogar Church this Sunday.

"Open your mouth my child and receive the body of Monger Jesus on your tongue & your sins shall be washed away".

I'm happy you chimed in. It's good to know it wasn't an individual thing.

Hell has better music anyway.

Hell yeah, Nirvana

Hooker Church, huh? Do they play Nirvana at this church?

Well, anyway, I got a really warm welcome from that email address! I guess I was the lucky recipient for today!

Well, not exactly....the song list is a bit more laid back. Here is the schedule of events & a few songs from last weeks Hoogar Church

• Opening prayer "Oh monger Jesus let our tricks be quick & our donations plentiful" Amen
• Song: "Poor, poor pitiful me" {Linda Rhonstadt)
• Sermon: EFN "Misogonistic Bastards"
• Song: "Back door man" {Jim Morrison}
• Mongers to NSNC on: The congregation
• Sucking on the holy scepter: The congregation
• Closing prayer: "The Fucking Rents due, time to grind"
• Song: "Workin' 9-5" {Dolly Parton)

Maybe it was Joe Pesci...

Do they have free wifi in hell?

Do they have free wifi in hell? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

yes, but you can never connect to it