WMU Wake Me Up. For my overnight visits. The lady wakes me up for sex.
NUA Naked Upon Arrival (for in calls). She opens the doors wearing nothing but a smile.
BI Break In. I purposely leave the door unlocked and the lady sneaks into the house, gets naked and slips into bed with me.
NC Naked Cooking. Ladies prepares a snack or meal in nothing but an apron (gotta protect the goodies from splatters)
IC Inspector Clouseau (for out calls) Arrives in heels, lipstick and nothing but a trench-coat. Lady did this once for me. When her coat opened in the foyer (I had no idea she was going to do this) I practically tackled her and we never made it out of the foyer.
BLM Bikini Lawn Mow. Self expnaltary and I could charge the neighborhood guys to sit and watch. Win-Win!
OK....last one was silly fun but I'm bored and horny