who's the biggest squirter distance and volume wise

Just wondering who you guys thought was the best squirter. Ladies feel free to state your claim.

YummyMarie in Houston is an squirter extradonaire .

Where is West Monroe? You should ask this question in the regional forum for West Monroe and leave the rest of us out of the discussion.

It wasn't a regional question. I travel all over the us. So it is a national question.

Where is West Monroe? You should ask this question in the regional forum for West Monroe and leave the rest of us out of the discussion. Originally Posted by awl4knot

It wasn't a regional question. I travel all over the us. So it is a national question. Originally Posted by Rain-on-me

I've always found these type of questions distasteful, even though they're asked all over the board. How would one measure this?

Isn't this why we have porn?

And the women who I know who claim to squirt have told me that the specifics of the act have a lot of variables associated with it.

So it would be a very difficult question to get good answers to!

(good luck with it anyway)

Wantonly,
Elisabeth

Good response Elisabeth. It spared me a tart response. But I do have a candidate for classiest provider.

But this could be a cool summer project. We could make a map and put flags where notable squirters can be found. Maybe someone can develop some metrics and we could classify the ladies. Probably three classes would be enough, don't you think?

Ok it was just a general question. Kinda like some of the other threads for best ass or hottest provider. Did not realize it was gonna ruffle some peoples feathers. I apologize.

I don't have many points of reference to compare except for what I've seen in porn, but if you ever come to the sin city, and have the privilege of getting a FS SBM (L3) by Windy @ Queen Vixen, I think you'd have to give her a lot of credit for at least the volume. I mean I'm talking about a friggin river! Amazing volume. Can't speak to the distance...

Ok it was just a general question. Kinda like some of the other threads for best ass or hottest provider. Did not realize it was gonna ruffle some peoples feathers. I apologize. Originally Posted by Rain-on-me

Like Elisabeth, I'm not crazy about "best" threads generally but three things struck me about this thread.

First, it asks for the unknowable. Unless we are going to bring calibrated beakers and measuring tapes to our sessions with squirting ladies, there is no way to measure "volume" and "distance." Can you image the dialogue when you break out the beakers and tape measure? Here it goes:.

Provider: "Uh, honey, what's that stuff?'

Monger: "Oh, it's a calibrated beaker and measuring tape."

Provider: "Uh, why do you have those things?"

Monger: "Well, I want to nominate you for the best national squirter on ECCIE and we need to have objective proof that you are one of the best?

Provider: "Are you f*cking nuts? Get that crap and your sorry ass out of here, right now."

The second thing that for many sex seems to be a contest rather than an experience. I think porn does this to us, showing women and men with apparently super or abnormal capabilities and we think we need to emulate them in some way. Think about it for just one nanosecond. Does it matter how far a lady squirts or how much semen a guy ejaculates? II guess it's porn's version of Guinness but to normal people it's just a curiosity and nothing more.

Finally, why is this a national question? Okay, I guess that if you are a traveling, rambling man on a national prowl for squirters this thread may make some sense, but isn't the better approach to post in a local ISO thread and ask if there are any local squirters who are recommended.

Who pisses the farthest.....really!

If you do a outcall make sure and cover the furniture.



http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=7313

If you do a outcall make sure and cover the furniture.



http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=7313 Originally Posted by thisguy23

I've heard great things about Jules Milano for years. A friend in Austin used to rave about her.

To the OP: She might be your girl!

Oh crap ... this is about a provider ... I have been kegeling like a motherf**ker and I can squirt a good 3".

+1 Jules Milano. She has a lot of volume. 20-30 minutes from my personal experience. She can probably go longer. She can soak the sheets, towels. The plastic she spreads on the bed under the towels becomes a slip-n-slide. Wham-O would be jealous.

Ok it was just a general question. Kinda like some of the other threads for best ass or hottest provider. Did not realize it was gonna ruffle some peoples feathers. I apologize. Originally Posted by Rain-on-me

The next dumb shit question you're going to see on this board is who drops the larger load during a brown shower, bunch of juveniles
From your username you're looking for someone to squirt on you, look on the board in your area, then either do research or do a ISO thread.