Anybody watch modern family last night?

Was watching it with my SO,
The part with the escort and Phil's Dad had me laughing out load.
Then I thought perhaps I laugh too much.

Any providers have anything similar happen?

Ie. Do an outcall in a house full of family members?

Yeah, I did. $500 for all night was a pretty good deal.

Yeah, I did. $500 for all night was a pretty good deal. Originally Posted by IMAPACKIN

The wife couldn't figure out why I thought that was funny. Try getting all night for $500 around here.

The Hooker was Roz from Frasier. Now we know what she's been doing.

I've got a damn good deal going with a sweet young lady right now not very far from that.

Real world gal though, not pro.

Saw that and had to laugh, but not too hard obviously! haha.

I've got a damn good deal going with a sweet young lady right now not very far from that.

Real world gal though, not pro. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

You need to work on your definitions... if she's taking money to spend the night with you, she's a pro (sorry to break the news to you)...

You need to work on your definitions... if she's taking money to spend the night with you, she's a pro (sorry to break the news to you)... Originally Posted by Bobave

Yea, I know what you are saying, and I agree. I just mean she is not a provider. We hook up a couple of times a month and I leave her enough to make her house payment. On top of that I still take care of whatever we do those nights, dinner, casino or concert or whatever, but I would already be spending that anyway so I don't count that. We both know what's really going on, we just don't talk about it. And we don't get involved in each others real life. No involvement with each others friends or family. She is free to date and so am I.

I know I would be dropping at least 2-2.5k a pop for 16-18 hrs with a provider, and couldn't swing that. I'm only on the hook for 600 a pop.